Thursday, March 18, 2010

Words of Wisdom....

Words of Wisdom..

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?


Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?


There are no new sins....the old ones just get more publicity.


There are worse things than getting a call from a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number.


Think about this... No one ever says "It's only a game" when his team is winning.


The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.


If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.


I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.


Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it.


The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.


After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.


R.Jagannathan.

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