MY E-MAIL WITH LOVE-Lion in India

Lion in India
In a poor zoo of India , a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg of meat. a day. The lion thought its prayers were answered when one US Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to the US Zoo.

The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c environment, a goat or two
every day and a US Green Card also.

On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed very nicely for
breakfast. The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few
bananas. The lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they were worried
about his stomach as he had recently shifted from India .

The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food bag of
bananas was delivered. The lion was so furious, it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him, 'Don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's wrong with your management?, what nonsense is this?, why are you delivering bananas to me?'

The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the jungle .. but .. you
have been brought here on a monkey's visa !!! ' Better to be a Lion in India than a
Monkey elsewhere.

(The time has changed now in India-There are lot of efforts taken to maintain the ZOOS in India as there is no dearth of Funds after IT Revolution and awareness of Green Environment )
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Life ends if we stop DREAMING,
Hope ends if we stop BELIEVING,
Love ends if we stop CARING,
Friendship ends if we stop SHARING
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Impact of job change
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said: "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared me!".

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for the last 25 years............

R.Jagannathan.